Fat and Sassy

Why do big girls front? If we are at a meeting and there’s a box of doughnuts, we won’t eat one.

“No, thank you. I’m not hungry.”

We say this knowing good and well that on the way home from work we will buy a box of Krispy Kremes and eat until our heart’s content.

However, why this frontin’? We’re not fooling anyone. Obviously by looking at us you can tell that we’ve eaten quite a few doughnuts in our day.

From now on, I’m not going to pretend I’m dainty in public. Why bother? When you look at me you can tell that I don’t live on salad and baked chicken.

Fat and sassy. That’s my new motto.